enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
Spider position; requires 8 legs and 3 people taking turns between screaming and running around the room and screaming while throwing inappropriately sized objects at you.
Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE